The Onion: ‘Millions Of Courageous Americans Overcoming Media Pressure To Be Thin’

“I’m not going to change my lifestyle just to live up to some media ideal of being an appropriate weight for my height or having a healthy body,” Dobbs added, pausing a moment to catch his breath. “And by setting a strong example, I hope I’m passing that same message down to my kids.”

Not even sure where to go with this.